Seattle. Molly. Wedding.

Lovely Ladies

Costco - my safety blanket. The place I go to…well…escape my day to day adversities. Also, home of the VITA-MIX 5200.

If you haven't heard of the VITA-MIX 5200, you probably have a very active social life. But if you have, then you know its pretty much the holy grail of blenders (see price tag below). Did I mention I have one? Yeah, I do. I don't mean to brag (white lie) but after six months of consistently visiting, dreaming and meagerly saving for one - its finally MINE ALL MINE!




The most unfathomable part is, it was a GIFT! I know, insane!!! This year, as a birthday present, these wonderful ladies surprised me with it!!!

Lynnsay- the boss and brains of the operation


Nancy- the one who would sell her organs on the black market before I went without one

Micol- the one I’m going to name a smoothie after



Heidi- the only one brave enough to try my green seaweed drink



Chenoa- the one I'm going to have fun experimenting with


A million times thank you ladies! I look forward to showing my love and admiration to you in the form of liquid amazingness...

Someone needs to get a girlfriend....BAD

“Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day in the neighborhood….” Is usually my internal dialogue when I step through my front door and onto my neighborhood block. Unfortunately, something has come to my attention that kept me from humming this tune today.

While on the Internet last night, I saw this wireless network name…




Yes, that's right "Natalie Portman's vagina." Now, there are no children in my hood - only adults. Yes, people who can vote, get married and pay taxes. That same person who probably has a $700 car payment, also secretly goes by/dreams of ….Natalie Portman's vagina.

I can't be certain, but I'd bet $20 it’s the dude who has the dingy white Shih Tzu. Gross.

I don't wish I invented this - but I do wish I owned one...

Pumpkin Carving

Yo Mama

Someone put this on my mothers car today. I can't stop laughing.

Birthday pinata....harder than it looks!!!